We had a crisis in our home this morning. This was a crisis of major proportions. Let me show you.
Don’t let the label on the canister fool you. There was no “Happiness” in our house this morning. That lovely little canister is where the coffee is usually held, and this morning it was empty. This was a particularly critical morning since I am suffering from a debilitating case of BH. I’m sure you’ve all suffered from it before. Some of you may be suffering from it now. and you have most likely suffered from it this summer – yes. BH is also known as Beach Hangover.
My girlfriends and I spent the day at Newport Beach yesterday with the kids and this morning I’m suffering from serious symptoms of BH.
-red skin from those spots where I missed with the SPF 50.
-bloating from too much sodium (Chex Mix and Cheeseburger Flavored Doritos -really!)
-major sand rash
-sugar crash from the Sprinkles cupcakes on the way home (I know, we should have quit while we were ahead)
-parched, dry skin
-sluggishness from oversleeping this morning ’cause I just couldn’t get my body to move
Okay, now I know you’re not feeling sorry for me, you’re just annoyed. I’m kind of feeling the same way. It looks like I had a bit too much of a good thing in one day. I’m not going to apologize for it. A day filled with friends, kids, sand, sunshine, Doritos, cupcakes and fun does not come along every day and the sweet days of summer are quickly winding down. So, this post is short. My next chapter about My Story will have to wait.
The back of my legs are burnt.
I can’t sit in this chair much longer.
I’m going to get some aloe – and a cup of coffee.